aut viam inveniam aut faciam

Just this morning I was visited by the Witness. While I understand why they do what they do, I hate when they converge on my doorstep. And, true to my essence, I started ..........

                                                         

I wonder what lengths people will go to avoid opening the door and by the very act,agree to being accosted?! Again I turned to Google and wasn't disappointed. Here are some of the ways others have done:

•   When you open the door and there's one there saying, "hello, I'm collecting for the     Jehovah's witnesses...", interrupt them and say, "Great, I'm Jehovah. How much have we made so far?"
• A chalk outline of a human body on the sidewalk, and a few copies of The Watchtower scattered around.
• Answer the door naked
• Hang a pentagram on the front door
• Answer the door holding a bloody knife and a black cat
• MY way is to give a command to my large Pit Bull and allow her to do the talking for me.

NO matter what you think or may not think about Religion as a whole, you have to tip your hat to those who bravely walk up to a strangers door---especially in this day and age! During my fact finding I came to this startling conclusion:

GOOGLE is a Religion! No you say? Ponder on this...in any religion during times of great need and wisdom we turn to God for answers. We usually do this in the form of prayers and reading the bible or our church elders. Now, when you need an answer to, lets say. learn how to stand on your head and gargle peanut butter, where do you go for answers? If you need a recipe for, I don't know....hoosput, where do you find it? Don't remember how to spell authorization? Google does!

                                                        

                                           

In Religion followers of Christ are tempted. When this happens we blame it on Satan. With Google, we are also tempted. We call it wikipedia,yahoo answers and bing. In theory, Religion should not discriminate based on color, creed, beliefs, etc but too many times, does! Google doesn't -- Google doesn't care if you're black, white, yellow, brown, gay or straight. It will be there for you at 2 o'clock in the morning or 1 o'clock in the afternoon. Google doesn't care what color eyes or hair you have or if you're wearing your Sunday's best or jeans with holes in the knees and GOOGLE has billions of followers!


Yup, Google is a great religion! I wonder if that could be used a deterring objection the next time a Witness comes a calling?


P.S. the title of this post translates into: "I will either find a way or make one"-----Google be praised!